hi for the love of god hello

reblog if you want a lesbian in her mid thirties to boss you around and take you clothes shopping

and also a pigeon just tried to smoke my joint

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

You CAN look sideways in anger if you’re sneaky about it

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

I've said this is in an essay already but if they ever make an aeneid adaption I think that latium at the end should use the same set as troy did at the beginning

I think it'd also be cool to have the footage of the battle at the end fit seamlessly into the footage of the battle at the beginning so it could be watched as a loop