hi for the love of god hello

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

Need some fables AESOP

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

Took a random pill from someone in the club and now there is a fifth cardinal direction

Hey guys, did you know that if you ever post a GIF on this website, be it in your own original post or otherwise, you’ll get notified whenever someone finds it via the Tumblr GIF search feature and adds it to a post? I think more people should know about this because there’s always a chance, albeit small, that someone will come across the random GIF of old-timey people clapping and cheering you attached to a funny post about worms making music five years ago and deem it the perfect reaction image for the video of a person pissing inside another person’s asshole they’re about to reblog, which Tumblr will helpfully link directly to you via an incredibly cryptic, very curiosity-inducing notification that says nothing but “tumblruser47266 has added your genre-defying work to a post”.

If it’s meant to be I’ll see you later

drinking music

a bottle of music

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

you have to acknowledge and confront the ugly thoughts and feelings that you do not want to feel. lest your insides turn black

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm