hi for the love of god hello

Let’s all actually do this

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

(getting my reactionary views mixed up) how could you get top surgery... that breast could've grown up to solve cancer

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

This is so American I could CRY

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

gnome greening out on a pea

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.