hi for the love of god hello

okay listen i don't mean this about all of my straight and bisexual friends who are well adjusted and normal but there is absolutely a type of Obsessively Liking And Centering Men that is less a facet of the self and more like a prion disease. like girl i think you've been possessed

post dedicated to my friend's nemesis who wrote a thesis about how people should stop writing about feminism and the character jane eyre from the novel jane eyre and talk more about rochester. rochester. also applies to a certain kind of boy mom and people who verbally abuse real women over fictional male characters

like i know i'm a lesbian but. you know.

adding a girl in a book club i went to once who couldn't stop gushing about how sexy the main guy from You was and when me and another girl said "he reminds us of guys who stalked us in college" said "well SORRY, not all of us were ABUSED in our TWENTIES"

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

you start to understand why they invented the bed

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

That moot that only ever shows up to like ur most compromising posts and then disappears again