hi for the love of god hello

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

#I had to look it up#they tried to ban sex *in public*#but misphrased it#and instead banned sex everywhere

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

eating a music note

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

Cause problems

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

Doesn't the idea that you've possibly met your match do anything for you, like at all?

sorry this website is all boobs and brain rot theres no such thing as real political discourse online. we should all be talking about car crashes and wetting ourselves

count to six stupid fucking thousand

felt her swag 3 mutuals away

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me