hi for the love of god hello

I don't know what the fuck this cunt even is but she’s chuffing back a fat dart and that’s all that matters.

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

It's not gay if we're both guys

i often have every intention of doing something. which means nothing

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Pepper spraying your third eye

she let me hit cause i could. like that little engine

im happy they worked it out