hi for the love of god hello

The margarita wants you to heal

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

Did you buy the rights to the second one

it's insane how low the bar is for people to get credit as body posi or whatever like straight up entire debate conversations about this where even the staunch 'pro fat' side cannot and will not stake out basic positions like "being fat is not a magical exceptional disease state that converts starvation into a healthful activity"

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

ha ha ha. that loser over there is meeting his destiny on the very path he took to avoid it

#forbidden peanut butter cup @thebibliosphere yeah that was my first thought too. i would bite the shit out those things.

wait, what am i saying? i have a block of beeswax! it's not a cool shape but i could totally bite it!

Now, when I posted this, I definitely expected the "forbidden peanut butter cup" jokes, but you have gone above and beyond in your commitment to the bit! I applaud you! 😂

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

old man in the library got a phone call, someone on the other end says loud as fuck “hey pittsburgh phil what are you up to?” and pittsburgh phil responds “i’m in pittsburgh”

we have two eyeballs to see in 3d. we have two ears to listen in stereo. we have two nostrils for like. fuck all i guess. its all connected anyway. who fucking cares. (looks it up) So that one of them can take a nap or something