diary of a whimsy kid

You gotta die sometime is such a banger

Trina, honestly, I think everyone's tired of all the happy men who rule the world.

that just scared the fuck out of me holy shit .

did anyone notice that the zest of life has vanished, only the skeleton remains unexpectedly vile

your twenties are about drinking too much, sitting at home and reading, being married, being charming, having no sex, entering that door with all your teeth and hair, leaving it toothless and bald, feeling like you're one of a hundred sad old men living out their final days in moscow, and lamenting what you've become. and going to the club :)

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

There is not a better way to learn things. I’ve tried it all.

language is died foreverrrrr

Henchperson of indeterminate gender means a lot to me

hey you should watch alice by hert 🧠🧠🧠🧠

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them