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$LAYYYTER
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt
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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
wyd after taking this
tiny wizard affirmations
I can study tomes of ancient knowledge even if the books are larger than my body
I can transform into a bigger size if I wanted to; I am proud of my natural size
My staff is the perfect size for me to wield powerful forces.
Being small makes it harder for my enemies to aim their attacks
My magic protects me from larger beasts and other threats.
Small wizards can make big fireballs
Wind magic cannot yeet me
If someone says “what is this, a spell scroll for ants?” jokes on them because they will be cursed with ant infestation. They are going to wish they had my spell scrolls.
Being small makes it
harder for my enemies
to aim their attacks
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Galaxies are yurinating...
don't say it like that
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Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.
moms when you are already extremely overwhelmed and in a terrible headspace: I think I’m going to rearrange all of the furniture and vacuum the ceiling in every room
one of my favorite posts of all time
Shielding himself from the paparazzi
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Bebhinn Eilish (Irish, based Wicklow, Ireland) - Bean Sídh, Inktober day 30, Watercolor, Ink
explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’
He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
I WON A PHIL SHOUTOUT OMG
😭
thanks so much to @phandomgives for arranging this prize!! this is from phil's 39th birthday drive 💜💜💜
bonus sapporo snow festival content (i really do recommend it):
