There are other things I should be doing, but…

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

Very important to add that the dead empire persecuted the practitioners of the faith that this Vicar leads in unimaginably violent and horrifying ways on a mind-boggling scale. And yet here it sits, victorious.

taking time on your national holiday to shit on your own country is pathetic and childish. no one cares. it's not a flex. i don't even care which country it is. celebrate the place you came from!

im begging the zutara fandom to ship with no regrets; i see so many posts by zutara shippers being like "i respect the canon but" or "the live action will probably follow the canon and that's okay but" and its like fuck the canon. lol zutara is better than the canon. ship that shit proudly. this fandom didn't last two decades because us og shippers cared about what bryke thought lol

Couldn't start the second season of natla today bc of a prior "let's watch a bunch of shitty 80's horror movies" engagement but I hear Zutara is living up to its reputation as a cockroach that just won't fucking die, and as a shipper of bryke's worst nightmare I find that very funny.

i love naming the elephant in the room (porn) in conversation because you're not supposed to do that and people are shocked but then they always agree with me. "teen boys are a menace these days" -> it's because of porn. "that's not normal behaviour" -> it's porn addiction. "does that imagery make anyone else uncomfortable" -> it's inspired by porn. "the way women are characterized" -> it's porn mythology. like ladies we are allowed to stay this stuff out loud

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

see how easy it was to give that information!

I'm pretty sure if a parent goes against doctors orders and harms their kid, that parent is still responsible for their actions. Is this post implying otherwise?

Dude. The NOISE. All I can think about is the noise. None of the animals will be able to survive there anymore.

This. They'll start having seizures within a week, guaranteed.

*gripping you by the shoulders and speaking with off putting intensity* I don’t think there was something unique about the Loki that became the God of Stories and Time. I think the majority of Loki variants would have done the same thing in his situation. The message of the whole thing isn’t “this Loki is different” the message is “this is Loki”. It’s not “this Loki is special because he chooses to do all this” it’s “this is what Loki will choose to do here”. We see other Loki’s die with the same motivation. We see Classic Loki die distracting Alioth so there’s a chance to stop the TVA and give variants across the multiverse a chance to survive and we see sacred timeline Loki sacrifice himself to Thanos, to give Thor a chance to make it out alive. It’s not that this particular Loki would sacrifice everything for a place he cared about and people he loved, it’s that Loki will sacrifice everything for a place he cares about and people he loves. Do you understand. It’s very important to me that you understand. Where are you going come back.