literally just things to show my hubdamn

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

Very important to add that the dead empire persecuted the practitioners of the faith that this Vicar leads in unimaginably violent and horrifying ways on a mind-boggling scale. And yet here it sits, victorious.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

Breakfast gun goes on the right (if right-handed) but must be layed on its left side; the proper orientation to grab it quickly in case of attack.

I'm confident that's what he meant

I'd argue it goes on the left on its right side if you're right-handed, due to your utensil of choice already occupying your right hand.

Then you have to reach across the plate to draw.

It's coffee mug on the left, breakfast gun on the right. It's all finger food anyway so etiquette says do that with the left hand to keep your right open in case of a self defense situation