No. But I love you.

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

im a huge fan of trans women

i think trans women should be pandered to in all aspects of life

i love you trans women

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

[GD: a gif of a woman absolutely seething with rage. She looks out a window, then proceeds to tear down the curtains, flip over a coffee table, and generally trash the room. End GD.]

what’s the mood for july?