the throat of delusion incarnate

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

im imagining the DJ like joyfully bouncing around and they have a button that makes the coin sound and theyre pressing it a bunch of times randomly and they dont even notice anyone leaving until the last persons gone and they get all sad and put their headphones over one ear and cleanly transition it to the game over sound

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

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What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

Can A Fat Greasy Hag Like Me Get An Amen ?

Can A Fat Greasy Hag Like Me Get An Omen ?