Boy Am I Glad He’s Frozen In There

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

went to take a piss and two girls sharing a vape went “oml this girl is actually pissing” yes girl because it’s the piss room

would either of you like to purchase my ex wife's gently used playstation portable console

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

brb I haven’t done wordle in forever

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

ok fuck America but still you gotta admit the "let's go to the range and blow shit up" bit is kinda awesome