Boy Am I Glad He’s Frozen In There

Like one of my favorite tweets ever

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

Serial Experiments Lain (1998)

who gives a poop

i can live like everyone else, huh.

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

here you go sir

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"

nyaaaaaaaaaan

Original post: March 2023

Thanks dad

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