Boy Am I Glad He’s Frozen In There

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

I have follow up questions:

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

theres a city hunter spinoff where a woman whos a fan of the manga like dies and gets reborn into their world and lives in the story well thats not important what i wanted to say was that one of the issues has a redraw of the how jfk should have popped back pic

new variation of this image uncovered on yahoo auctions

HIGHER QUALITY POSTER VERSION FOUND ON EBAY FOR 100 DOLLARS

idk if i added this to this post, but the live action movie with jackie chan uses this image

I've uncovered the closest I could get to a scanned image of that. Every single version of the image I find online that might be scanned leads me to some like, scam sight. so this is the closest it's getting

Also here's the original cover for that one iconic image. I really like it with the text

Featured on the (rare) english printing of city hunter volume 2. Not all of the manga was printed in english and the volumes that were printed in the 2000s are very hard to find and expensive now

update i think i have found the newest most hq version of this poster, it's on ebay for 50 bucks right now

New addition

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available