Hey...why not?

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

“Running becomes a lot less tedious when you stop seeing it as a chore. Run fast, and run far, race against the wind, feel the power in your stride and the passion beating in your heart.”

anakin’s force ghost watching the events of the sequel trilogy playing out and doing nothing like

Also: if he touches the woman who works in the copy center, but not the woman who’s a regional director, it’s not a case of “he just can’t help himself.”

Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold.