AdaAlbano

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

Was that your mom I just met that was Sofia ok is Sofia your mother ?? My mother is dead. Let me put it this way. Are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first nine months of ur mortal life in?? Anatomically. There’s the womb, and there’s the cervix- Stop the car. and there’s the uterus, Are you jumping the cervix??? And there’s-🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE CAR —- MY SHOES!?! It’s not one thing Louis (theowing up) 🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE GOD DAMN CAR. LOUIS!!!! Fuck fuck fuck my shoes. LOUIS!!!!!!!!! LOUISSSSSSS!!!!!!!! You don’t eat where you shit, and you don’t come inside the door you came out of what on GODS SAVAGE EARTH IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?? She was dying Louis I gave her the gift NO NO ITS BASIC ITS FUNDAMENTAL- NO ITS A COMPLICATED MULTIFACETED SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES NO NO THERES NO CIRCUMSTANCE THAT LEADS TO OH YEAH!! I COULD SEE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEn!?!?! You’re being very judgey. Come to Montreal???? See me sing??? Hey meet my friend with incestual benefits !?! This is all- all- time Armand level deceit. OH DO NOT WALK AWAY AND - AND - AND SAY HIS NAME DO NOT COMPARE ME TO HIM HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT THIS IS A CENTURIES LONG LIE YOU HUNG HER PORTRAIT OVER OUR COFFINS IN NEW ORLEANS ITS SICK ITS SICK - WE ARE UNNATURAL BEINGS AND THIS IS THE HALF HUMAN SOUL YOU CONVENIENTLY WHIP OUT WHENEVER YOU WANNA WIN AN ARGUMENT WHAT -ARGUMENT YOU GOT FOR FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ITS SICKNESS MAYBE THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR SICKNESS BUT MY GOD - YOU!!! YOU!!! - SEEK A PROFESSIONAL - YOU CALL ME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SAY YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE CLAUDIA AND PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE MADELINE AND WHAT DO I SAY DO I SAY YOURE SICK LOUIS DO I SAY SICKNESS LOUIS NO I SPEND A MONTH AND A HALF TALKING YOU BACK FROM UNIMAGINABLE FRENZY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OWN FRACTURING 😰😨😨😰😰😭😭😨😰😨😭😭😨😰I OFFER YOU ROOM UNDER MY ROOF Ok….. I OFFER YOU THE POSSIBILITY OF RECKONING WITH YOUR CRIPPLING GUILT Ok….. I OFFER 😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰 I OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭Ok…..It’s ok…. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😭😭😭😭🤮🤮