This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

ultimately despite it's many flaws the boys has justified it's existence as a homelander reaction gif generator

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

look at this loser. he looks like he moans when he wipes his asshole [remembers not to be homophobic] But he’s married to a woman [doesn’t want to sound too congratulatory] An ugly woman [doesn’t want to be misogynistic] With a great personality [doesn’t want to sound too congratulatory] Who moans when she wipes her asshole. [satisfied smirk]

That spy novel bit where the spy seems to be getting tortured for intel but is actually slyly interrogating their captor, except it's an inverted power dynamic forcefem thing and the sub is waging a subtle campaign of psychological warfare to undermine their overconfident dom's gender identity.

bruises are lingerie to the enlightened pervert

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

you can exchange money for art of your blorbos. many are doing this.

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing