i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

you can exchange money for art of your blorbos. many are doing this.

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

i had to adapt to fucking survive

they just demoted me to clearance level -2 at the science lab i'm working at. now my keycard isn't a high enough level to open the bathroom door

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.