James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
wallacepolsom

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JVL

Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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RMH

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
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we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
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Fighting tips by the one and only, Jackie Chan (x)(x)
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS
When I was young, my mom would always tell me that if Iâm in danger, the first thing to do is to run and scream, even though I take self defense lessons Coming from JACKIE CHAN, this is SUPER IMPORTANT OKAY
stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis
thereâs more lmao, unhinged bitty energy
I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now sheâs all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. Weâre gonna do it.
Iâll keep everyone posted.
Itâs happening, folks!
Looks good, but weâre not done yet!
Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!
My creation is complete!
After dinner, weâll give it a taste test!
I wonder how itâll taste.
OhâŚ
MyâŚ
God.
Itâs incredible!
This stupid cake, made with potatoes ⌠is delicious! Itâs so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I donât even like chocolate or potatoes!
The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didnât use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.
For the Cake:
1 cup mashed potato
2 cups sour cream
1 ž cup flour
1 ž cup sugar
ž cup unsweetened cocoa powder
½ cup softened butter
2 eggs
1 ½ tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
Pinch of salt
For the Drizzle:
4 oz semi-sweet chocolate
½ cup sugar
3 tbsp corn syrup
2 tbsp water
A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus theyâre heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!
Instructions:
1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.
2. Set oven to 350°F.
3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until itâs thoroughly mixed.
3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!
4. Grease a pan (doesnât matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.
5. Bake in oven for 40 minutes.
6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, itâs finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesnât burn. Remove and set aside to cool.
For the Drizzle:
1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.
2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.
3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.
4. Remove from element and add chocolate.
5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.
6. Drizzle or pour over cake.
Enjoy!
Iâm so glad thereâs a recipe now, I really want to try this!
Hey here is a thing that happened. We went for a simple ganache for the glaze. Heated 1 cup of cream till hot then poured over 1 cup of semisweet and 1 cup of milk chocolate chips. Whisk untill melted and pour over your chocolate mash potato cake
Found the original recipe! (Apparently it was listed as a caramel potato cake in the original recipe book??? Anyway, now thereâs two CPC recipes!)
Chocolate Potato Cake
½ cup butter 1 cup sugar 2 eggs ½ cup milk ½ cup hot riced potatoes [just pure potato, mashed, no milk or butter or pepper or salt or whatever, just pure mashed potato] 1 cup flour 2 tsp baking powder ½ tsp cinnamon ½ tsp clove ½ tsp nutmeg ½ cup grated chocolate ½ cup chopped nut meats [optional, never ever feel pressured to add nuts to your chocolate cake, our guy here didnât!]
Just⌠put everything into the mixing bowl in that order, with lots of mixing in between each addition.
Into a greased and/or lined tin, and then into a moderate oven for 55 minutes (or until cooked).
Frosting
2 Tbs butter 1 cup sugar Ÿ cup milk 1 square unsweetened chocolate ½ tsp vanilla [also optional, since again, not mentioned by our maker here!]
Boil, but be careful it doesnât burn. âŚBasically? Stir constantly! (also, apparently the vanilla only gets added after the mix is taken off the heatâŚ)
He did a long-form! He explained the steps!
Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults
A collection
Further proof
You want everyone to be able to slot into a pride and prejudice au but no one can accurately fit into the niche that Mr Darcy and Elizabeth have cornered which is completely and uniquely deranged and sophisticated in a way no marvel character, nay, not even an over watch character, can dare compete with
miss piggy: you are sad and pathetic and small and far too green, both your status and wealth are an embarrassment, and your mother's voice is shrill and painful... un. like. moi! *hair swish*
kermit: *stunned open mouth silence*
miss piggy: yet every day since i first saw you at the dance all i have been able to think about is how you are suitable for nothing in life but to be my bride! you are below me in every possible way but you simply must let me marry you!
kermit, flailing uncontrollably: THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!?!

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Nonbinary people who are AMAB are allowed to use she/her pronouns and nothing else, by the way. Theyâre still 100% nonbinary
Nonbinary people who are AMAB are allowed to use he/him pronouns and nothing else, by the way. Theyâre still 100% nonbinary
Nonbinary people who are AMAB are allowed to dress feminine. Theyâre allowed to dress masculine.Â
Theyâre allowed to start HRT, or choose not to.Â
Theyâre still nonbinary. They deserve respect.
me, looking up the voice actors for the Star Trek animated series: Oh, how nice, they were able to get the main cast to come back.Â
me, scrolling down to see the other actors:Â
I am fucking crying, I am laughing so fucking hard.Â
Japanese-American taiko drumming brings a lot of the rhythms of jazz into the traditional Japanese art, so Benny Goodman + taiko is actually not that big of a stretch.
Still, this is pretty dang cool!
Iâve never seen fusion taiko before; that was amazing. And the fact that they were drumming and also dancing 40s Charleston at the same time was incredible.
I really hate those stupids posts that are like:
âWhat about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???â
Youâre thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, Iâm down.
For the uninformed:
This isnât an item or even a game mechanic but I think yâall know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
hereâs my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isnât whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, itâs whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. âdo I find scooby doo hot?â is a separate question from âIF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?âÂ
questioning myself after making this
Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??
Thatâs your big takeaway from this post??

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Posting this separately cause I refuse to reblog a picture of their pride merch and give them free advertising
Caption:
[Come here. (laughing) Pickle! (whistles) Sit! (camera bumped) Oh! You stupid idiot (laughing).]
Mascot Protects Kid From Foul Ball
not all heros wear capes
Kings
And then my man saved him right back.
didnât think Iâd be opening my day by watching a kid attempt to perform CPR on a concussed plush gator man but here we are
Iâve said it before and Iâll say it again: public libraries are the only place where people are allowed to just exist in public anymore without spending money. Thank goodness they already exist and have for so long because they would be denounced as socialism if we tried to implement them now.
This is UK, but the only parts of this that donât apply to the US are things that ought to.
Tiktok: rickyjab
THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL EVER BRING ME JOY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most âout of contextâ Star Trek image
Iâll start:
here ya go
Oh my time has COME >:D
what your favorite ds9 ship says about you:
sisko/kasidy - youâre really into cooking as an expression of love
odo/kira - you enjoy seeing white men wallow in self-pity OR youâre a lesbian with a complex relationship to gender
odo/quark - you like enemies to lovers but only when itâs ugly old men who act like tom & jerryÂ
jadzia/worf - you think sex is inherently funny (it is)
bashir/garak - you prefer gay subtext over textual gay representation
jake/nog - your favorite trope is childhood friends to lovers
bashir/oâbrien - you enjoy saying âno homoâ as a self-aware ironic joke
kira/jadzia - you love a good fire/water parallelÂ
rom/leeta - you believe itâs whatâs on the inside that counts
damar/weyoun - you like enemies to lovers but quodo is too tame for you. if they donât actively try to kill each other onscreen then whatâs the point
bashir/ezri - you ship jim and pam from the office
jadzia/lenara - you get really mad whenever ppl claim that discovery featured the first gay kiss in star trek
odo/lwaxana - you think lwaxana is massively underrated
jadzia/bashir - you enjoy the trope of women playing hard to get
quark/grilka - you like your women ferocious and your men devious
kira/ezri - you think itâs nice when women are friends and also kiss on the lips sometimes
the oâbriens - you are fascinated by dysfunctional marriages for some reason
kira/bashir - you feel peeved that kira and bashir didnât have more scenes together even though the actors got married in real life
quark/brunt - youâre a jeffrey combs stan
kira/mirror kira - youâre really interested in the trope of lesbian doppelgangers
mirror ezri/mirror kira - you have a healthy appreciation for unhinged female villainsÂ
quark/jadzia - you reside in a plane of existence totally beyond my comprehension
I am indeed a lesbian (sortof) with a complex relationship with gender.
I feel both seen and attacked