Possum Jerky

Im so tempted to run home for my thimbdrive and attempt to hop on the decks. It's supposed to be a dubstep night but most of this set has been DnB.

and I'm like "me?"

"yeah. you're cute as hell"

and I'm like "wait, what?"

and shes like "you. you're cute! as hell!"

and I'm like "... oh! ha! wow! thanks!"

and the one kept walking and went inside and the other just stood there smiling at me and then waved and went in

and then one of the DJs who was outside vaping pulled out an old digital camera and took a picture of me standing under the streetlight and I hope I actually looked cute as fuck

*sees protagonist* estrogen would save her

*sees protagonist* estrogen would save her

*sees protagonist* estrogen would save her

*sees protagonist* estrogen has already saved her