What Ships Are For

A rectal thermometer coated in metal shavings and dipped in sriracha sauce.

If Noo Yawk had a tenth the BDE it insists everyone treat it as having, it would have put Trump and his parents in the East River 50 years ago, Genovese assets or no.

When we say, "Defund cops," part of what we're saying is some of their bloated budgets should go to people who can handle folks with mental issues, because cops sure as fuck can't.

Welcome to the TRU (Theocratic Republic of Utardistan.

FIFA is stupid. And corrupt. FIFA FAFO.

INDEED 💯. Family, you must understand that LIARS often use symbolism to deceive and project something that they are not. They are truly weak cowards. So, the trick is to align themselves with combat sports. It's the exact same with the orange dude's sheople often displaying images of him in military uniform when he's actually a FIVE TIME MILITARY SERVICE DODGER. They constantly deem themselves the party of "family values" which they sight as their reasoning for their constant assault of the alternative lifestyle community, but it was during the Republican Convention in which "GRINDR", a gay dating website, crashed due to the overwhelming volume of traffic of gay Republicans hooking up. This is not hyperbole. These are FACTS.

He just keeps repeating the same lie over and over, and his MAGA Moron base believes it.