WHY AM I HERE

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

World Heritage Post

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

not my dumbass misreading this as "dairy", like sure i guess you can take people's milk and milk products and glue them to your own here, sure.

you can milk me if you want :)

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

eda is 5 this year :)

eda is 6!!!!

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore