once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

no babe i cant come to bed with you and sleep peacefully at a reasonable hour i have to spend two hours sittinf in the dark watching an instagram livestream that loads for maximum 10 seconds every 20 minutes of a show that i have seen more times than i can say

for the first three months that Ilya has snapchat he genuinely believes that the photo disappears forever for everyone until the next time he sees svetlana and she shows him the screenshot she took of something he posted and he has a flashback of everything he’s posted and then - and this is crucial - does not change his snap habits at all

wheres the cocteau twins summer tweet

like the old saying goes rpf allegations don’t come out of nowhere u were doing something w someone. it’s time to look inwards

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual