the bug is frank

a fever you cant sweat out is so interesting. bc its essentially a kid feeling stuck in their surroundings and a shitty home and teen dating problems and imagining a fake world to live in but ur so nihilistic and jaded already that even ur fantasyland sucks. and pretty odd is the grief is never ending but so is the love. swag city.

lowkey itachi is one of those characters where its like its sad he had to be born into this ninja world because he could have been a great grocery store employee

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

the mcr breakup is actually pretty funny when you think about how rayrard never stopped talking and mikey is gerard's younger brother so really it was just frank they weren't hanging out with .

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

I'm curious what the contingency plan is for LLTBP if actors can't perform. Minor characters like the DNAB or the twin soldiers can probably just be left out and Wayne has a dummy but what's to be done if Charlotte Kelso wakes up with laryngitis

They put Charlie in the dress and tell him he's about to have to lipsync for his life

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer