you incredible creature.

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

it's so fucked up that everyone says that deep space nine is really good and then you watch it and it is really really good… we need to do something

i love characters who are like oysters emotionally

as in you need a knife to get them to open up

I feel like people who are dismissive of sports don’t realize that they’re sometimes super condescending. like, okay, you didn’t like gym class and have personal grudges against the jocks from your high school! that doesn’t mean that other people are idiots for enjoying something that, when it’s at its best, can connect you to a broader community of fans and give you a chance to appreciate the athleticism that people are capable of when they spend years honing a specific set of skills. there’s something so valuable and human about sports that gets lost when you reduce it to “sportsball” or whatever

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese