i am your echo. i would rather break the world than lose you.

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

Can you imagine trying to be sexual wearing Vegan Leather. Oooh are you turned on by my unsustainable plastic. Does the wear and tear from 2 years make you wanna rub clit on the holes in my boots? Get real.

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

I love episodes of Game Changer where the only way to win is by learning & the only way to learn is by playing. With some episodes, like Don't Wake Standards & Practices, the overall flow of the game becomes pretty apparent pretty quickly, & also there's some surprises along the way. But then there's episodes like Count the Rice, Deja Vu, or Bingo, where the basic conceit of what the game even is is an ongoing mystery. I love that stuff.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat