My girlfriend asked if she could store one of her tropical plants in my apartment for the winter, because it won't fit inside her place and the weather here is too cold to leave it out in her yard.
I said sure, and she said, "Okay, but it's pretty big so, you know, sorry in advance?"
Me: "I have a big apartment! I like plants. Gimme."
Her: "Okay, thank you and sorry."
Me: "Stop apologizing. How bad could it be?"
Well, she brought it over yesterday and uh






















