oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it
Farewell!
The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy
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oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it
Farewell!
The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

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yes I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I will use my beak to mischief you and I will press B. I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you. I flap back and forth my business rear for balancing and I snapple-pap my feet all up and down the town for terrible reasons, and you donât like it. I am the goose and you are the miserable boy with no honk. I invented my body and it was the best idea.
This is the most brilliant fanfic I have read this year, and I am not exaggerating in the least.Â
I am awestruck and in love with the descriptions.
Horrible bag of sound.
I hold up all of my wings and I make more layers of me.
I snapple-pap my feet all up and down the town for terrible reasons
You are all the way stood up, all the way confused, all the way overalls and no ideas.
I make a fight between yourself and your memory.
I have all I need in my wicked goose-body, and also I have your radio.
My body is the softest triangle with a hose attached.
Here I am coming, with the good news of me, and you hate it.
Itâs like BirbRightsActivist and Ceiling Cat and an obscure Song Dynasty poet all got together, indulged in some recreational substances, and decided to write a song but halfway through decided to become God instead.
I literally cried from laughing reading this
*hannibal lecter voice* Pepsi-Cola is a carbonated beverage dating back to 1893, typically enjoyed with a pleasant meal in the company of loved ones. Effervescence bubbles and seethes in the dark nectar like a thousand tiny gasps for air, reminding us of inky ocean depths, or perhaps of the secret shameful thoughts that boil within our own psyches. Tell me, Will, what dark desires are bubbling to the surface of your mind? Will they taste sweet as syrup if you try to swallow them? Or will they give you a tummy ache?

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WHY! WONâT! YOU! DIE!!!
who?
This is what itâs like living in Michigan
Itâs a Monty Python skit.
Guy: *Singing* Iâm doing some fishingâŚ
Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope youâve got a fishing license!
Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I donât!
Officer: Oh no?
Guy: *Screaming*
Officer: Iâll have you beheaded!!
As a Michigan native, I confirm this is all true.
I had the weirdest dream last night where it was about a next big meme trend, and it was basically another this vs that meme but it was âLock screen vs Home screenâ whereas the lock screen was depicted as something formal and relatively uninteresting like a businessman sitting at a desk while the home screen was always something chaotic and insane like gorillas fighting alligators and it. People would take sides online on which person they were more like, home screen or lock screen and it made absolutely no sense and I
It basically looked like this
I understand why people dislike leather and animal products. But leather is such a good resource? Like⌠My mom bought a sturdy leather coat in 1989. Iâm in my 20âs and I now wear that coat. Thatâs a 30 year old coat? 30 years, two generations, one coat. Versus, like⌠A plastic one, that rips and gets thrown out, or releases bits into the ecosystem every time itâs washed, takes a billion years to decompose, lasts maybe a decade if youâre super duper careful, and uses oil products in itâs construction. Like, yeah leather is expensive and comes from a living animal, and Iâm not saying that you should go out and buy fifty fur and leather products for the heâll of it, but like⌠Maybe the compromise is worth it? One animal product, valued and respected and worn down for generations, versus like⌠Six plastic products that will never ever go away?
idk, I could be wrong.
this is why im so fucking pissed white colonial fucks and white vegans get so enraged at indigenous people for using hides/leather and animal bones as if that shit breaks or rips like cheap polyester does
Remember, kids:
Itâs not âvegan woolâ, itâs plastic.
Itâs not âvegan leatherâ, itâs plastic.
Itâs not âvegan furâ, itâs fucking plastic. Itâs all plastic.
Itâs all fucking plastic, and every time you wash it, or damage it, or try to dispose of it, that plastic winds up in the water, in the earth, in the air.
Hell, the damage has already done when the fucking thingâs been made. As the OP says, itâs all oil and oil products; it creates pollution just to produce synthetic fabrics and materials, even before you try to throw them away, which, I mean, good luck with that.
A lot of vegan ideology is built up around a very superficial set of ethics that are supposedly about protecting animals, wildlife and the environment, but they fall apart when you look even a little bit below the surface. Every time you eschew an animal-based product in favour of something âsyntheticâ for the sake of âsaving an animalâs lifeâ, youâre creating pollution and trash that wonât go away for thousands of years, damaging the Earth and making life so much worse for countless animals and people.
Think about this stuff more than not at all, please.
Did you know? You can buy wild rice direct from Native folks!
Wild rice isnât actually rice-itâs a grass seed that grows naturally in lakes in Minnesota and Wisconsin, and itâs been an indigenous staple food for many, many centuries. Although some corporations have taken and grown âwild riceâ in paddies, it is not the same thing- it is actually a hybrid seed that is not the same quality and often sold for a higher price anyways.
Not only is the wild rice a sacred food, but is a form of Indigenous science that lets you know how healthy the water is (or isnât), because water is life and affects the health of all people, plants, and animals that live with it. This has been belatedly acknowledged by very recent research from the University of Minnesota that the health of the wild rice can predict all health of lakes and streams.
I buy my wild rice from the Red Lake Nation and the White Earth Nation.
The cool thing about buying from the White Earth Nation is that they also have videos showing the traditional processes involved in harvesting and parching the rice, and they offer stuff like gift baskets, chokecherry preserves, maple candy, soup & pancake mix, and cookbooks which make great gifts!
What I like about buying from the Red Lake Nation is there is a massive variety and quantity of different wild rice products at many different prices! They are aware that the broken grains are not as quality, but it doesnât go to waste-you can buy the broken grains for âSoup Bitsâ ($3.49) which are an inexpensive way to add flavor & nutrition to soups and stews. They also offer âQuick Cookâ wild rice ($5.69), which is prepared from a lighter roast/parch process that allows the grains to cook in a shorter amount of time and has a rich, traditional flavor.
You can also buy syrups and jellies made from hand harvested hawthorn, chokecherry, and highbush cranberry there.
BUT! If youâre worried about shipping costs or like me, are disabled/have limited mobility and canât always get to the store like you might prefer,Red Lake Nation also sells their rice through Amazon, eligible for Prime shipping. This is also good for those, Native or not, who are struggling in the community and share their wishlists for help purchasing food.(Also please know this post is only meant to share information, not to make anyone feel bad or imply theyâre eating âinferiorâ food.)
If youâre interested in finding out what other nations cultivate and sell/trade wild rice, thereâs a partial list here of where you can buy hand-harvested wild rice from native people in the Great Lakes region
Leech Lake sells rice too! Support our Tribes!
Ricing season is upon us, PLEASE BUY RICE FROM LEECH LAKE BAND OF OJIBWE!!! WE HAVE THE BEST RICE AND ITS SO GOOD FOR YOU. MIIGWETCH.

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Come back with a warrant
This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.
"Speak 'friend' and enter..."
Everyoneâs like âthose Germans have a word for everythingâ but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astleyâs Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! Itâs not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and itâs super interesting! Hereâs a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.

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If you havenât seen this story, look up his name: Francisco Galicia.Â
Expect to see him come 2020, when the debates begin and the political battle heats up. Expect to see him in a suit testifying in court, or before Congress. This young man is a witness and a victim, and the fact that this isnât a more prominent story on every news station is what truly frightens me.
From The Dallas News:
Galicia says he lost 26 pounds during that time in a South Texas immigrant detention center because officers didnât provide him with enough food.
He said he wasnât allowed to shower and his skin was dry and dirty.
He and 60 other men were crammed into an overcrowded holding area where they slept on the floor and were given only aluminum-foil blankets, he said. Some men had to sleep on the restroom area floor.
Ticks bit some of the men and some were very sick, Galicia said. But many were afraid to ask to go to the doctor because CBP officers told them their stay would start over if they did, he said.
I would remind you that concentration camps are actually real.Â
âI told them we had rights and asked to make a phone call. But they told us, âYou donât have rights to anythingâ,â Francisco Galicia said.
This is happening.
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My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- itâs his first published comics work!Â
The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here. They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If youâve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really donât want this to be my last Nib piece!Â
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you know what, THIS is how you address historical queer folks of all stripes in a respectful way. you refer to them the way they chose to be referred to, and you say âitâs impossible to know how they wouldâve identified in todayâs society, but theyâre part of our history regardlessâ.