Still at the Resaurant??

You know for a fact that guy laughed his ass off for decades at this expert prank

This your cousin? What team is he in?

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

what the hell.

BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN

YOU’RE WELCOME 😃 😃 🔪 🔪

HELP I USUALLY ONLY SEE THIS TYPA STUFF IN PINTEREST SCREENSHOTS-

HELP?

they need to invent a corporate job that involves counting butterflies at the park in the morning. only then will linkedin start poppin

Those jobs exist. My sister works in conservation in San Francisco and part of her job is counting butterflies in her parks to monitor populations.

san francisco here i come

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

i’m putting this in the strongly worded email i’m writing to the dean of the college of science and humanities

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

It gets better and better

People are people. Artists are artists. And sometimes you just want to draw a lot of dragon babies.

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

The man who proudly suggested that the world had 150 animals.