Malkatraz

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

Corporations raised their prices during Covid and never brought them back down. And now they raised their prices for shitstain diaper don the baby raping con’s tariff bullshit and now they’re getting reimbursed but the prices won’t come back down and they have another huge tax cut coming. The oligarchs just continue to fuck the working class over

Nothing a few guillotines wouldn't fix!

The whites need a safe space from all the good music they can't level up to. These are DEI categories for white people

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

Pre transition girls will be like “honestly I’m fine being a boy” and then describe in detail how every part of her body makes her wanna explode.

Me like 3 years ago but I didn't truly understand how bad it was until I've been on e for a bit and it started to change