Certified Tranny™

really the only sex that matters is complete and absolute self destruction in devotion to another

yes, yes, brainwashing that leaves you hollowed out and empty for your superior is cool i guess. what if you did that to yourself though? what if in a fit of idolatrous admiration you gradually and methodically stripped apart every semblance of your coherent personhood and supplanted it with the idealized light of another's will? what if this other person doesn't even wish for you to do this, what if they beg you to turn back before they mourn what was lost, and what if you're too far gone to even care? it wasn't really for her, was it. you needed this.

basically in this essay i'll be explaining why seeking the name singlehandedly makes fallen london a deeply sexual game to the specific type of pervert i am

new report finds that over 30% of uranium in nuclear power plants is lost via engineers having a little bite when they think nobody's watching

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

marxist seinfeld: what's the deal with liberalism?

i think dolls should have the ability to fall apart and lay in a pile of pieces on the flor for a moment like a dry bones. for enrichment

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

look even if you arent into grace/rocky you just HAVE to admit they explored each others bodies on the journey to erid. just to see whats up. the scientific boundary-crossing is already canon. and you wanna tell me those two intellectually curious guys trapped in a tin can for 3-4 years didnt at least get up to some weird shit for enrichment? dont make me laugh

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves