Shockingly Electric

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

#i am not immune to 'girl with axe larger than she is'#[presses finger to ear] I'm getting word that that phrase is not meant to mean 'am physically vulnerable to'#well what the hell is it meant to mean if not 'take full damage from during combat'

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

haha [following] you are reblogging my post

breaking an awkward silence on a first date with "soooo, got any weird childhood hangups that deeply influenced you on a psychosexual level?"

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

happy first day of pride everyone

things used to be $5