Anarchist

yeah also re: agamemnon. not to excuse child sacrifice but also this is homeric greece. if the gods want to take a child from you do you really think refusing to sacrifice her is going to save her. do you really think at the end of the day the fate the gods have in store for her could be any better than her dying at your own hand. at least you know what’s coming. at least you get to be there with her. at least you can hold her hand when it happens

if you ever feel bad about your laundry situation you can reflect on book six of the odyssey where princess nausicaa has been putting off her laundry for so long that the GODDESS ATHENA notices and COMES TO HER HOUSE using a lecture on laundry procrastination to get her to meet odysseus

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back