you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever
here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you
They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,
Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing
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I had to pull up one of my book listings for a couple screenshots and it took every muscle in my body to not scroll down and read the reviews more than once
Anyway, if you've read the comic/print volumes, please consider leaving a review on one of the various online platforms (Amazon, B&N, etc)! It's extremely helpful for me and my publisher, plus it helps potentially outweigh any "I didn't read volume 1 so I'm confused and annoyed" that may or may not be present in the reviews I may or may not have read before exerting my Iron Willpower to tear myself away. Informed reviews are incredibly useful for potential readers no matter the star rating, and I promise not to look!
Good reviews are often difficult for people to write because enjoyment of something is not a simple thing. It pervades the work and the experience of the work.
People who enjoy and would like to review, can and should simply say that they enjoyed the work a lot. There's no need to dig into particulars because joy is much bigger than unhappiness. It's good and helpful to share that one liked something.
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"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."
"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."
"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."
Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars
A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we
It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial
Odysseus knew better than to expect peace in death. Heâd seen what currents lay under the Styx - knew what kind of warriors that heâd sent there. He fully expected another war to start as soon he took his last breath.Â
Instead it had been quiet.Â
Heâd used the lull to build a home in the endless plains of asphodel. Somewhere simple he could stay and wait for Penelope. It only took a few years for her to join him, and then together they began the work of replicating the palace of Ithaca. It was work, but it was hard to complain about work when heâd expected battle. His greatest skill in life had been enduring to the end. Now it was the end, and still he endured.
It was three centuries before this death was interrupted.Â
Hades came to him, not as a god, but as a guest. The fates had woven a story that required a very specific soul. One that could travel the lengths of the world without breaking, who could survive a lifetime of war. And try as Hades might, he could not make a soul that was up for the task.Â
Still, what he could not make, he could find. Death was a sacred thing, the last right of all mankind, but it was not inalienable. One could sacrifice their death just as easily as their life.Â
The two had spent months haggling out the details of the work. Hades had wanted 50 years, Odysseus wanted just 20, and together theyâd compromised on 32. All in exchange for the right of him and Penelope to visit Telemachus once a year, in whatever corner of the underworld their son had been given.
In the end, theyâd shaken on it and Odysseus walked the earth once more. He had a new name this time - fitting, for a new fate. Alexander, the world named him and Alexander he named the world back. City by city, battle by battle, he gave the unwanted title away. Then when he was 32 he returned to Penelope, no more Alexander to give. It was a relief to be Odysseus once more.
A year after that, Penelope and him made the journey to see Telemachus. It was worth every step heâd taken between Pella and Babylon.Â
There were other interruptions from Hades, new deals with new names. He scourged the descendants of Troy again as Hannibal and bought another day per year with his son. He blazed down the steppes as Atilla and conquered the whole world with the same tools he'd used in his first life. It turned out there was little he couldn't accomplish with a horse, a bow, and a brain.Â
So many lifetimes, so many wars, and then - quiet. A whole millennium of peace went down as easy as honeyed wine. It made him happy. He liked his little deals with Death, but heâd wished so many times that men like him werenât needed. He was proud of his descendants for making a world better than heâd dreamt.Â
And then, nearly a whole second millennium after that, Hades returned.Â
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âItâs not a war.â
Four words that would set the hackles of anyone that fought at Troy - theyâd hoped that one wouldnât be a war either. But Odysseus had made enough deals with Hades to know that the man was frank in his dealings. There was an honesty to Death. Enough honesty that heâd taken him as a guest.Â
(He was very choosy about his guests now.)
âYou never come to me unless itâs a war. Itâs what Iâm best at. Why-â
Hades cut him off.Â
âWar is not what youâre best at. Six-hundred men won that war with you. What set you apart was being the only one to make it back.â
Odysseusâs voice caught in his throat. It had been more than two-thousand years and the memories still burned to touch. It took two deep breaths before he was able to force a reply.Â
âThen what do you want?â
Hades looked lost. He paused a few moments, before looking back at Odysseus, one hand up to plead for patience.Â
âWhen I struggle to explain, itâs not because Iâm trying to find a clever way to lie to you. Itâs because this is a very strange thing, and IâŚI donât know how to describe it well.â
He looked into the hearth. Watched the light and heat fade away. Then, he gestured at the log.Â
âThe wood youâre burning. Itâs a dead thing. And yet, it dies more after you burn it because the fire has life in it. Soul too. Even here, thereâs a corner of the underworld where the souls of dead flames gather. More things have souls than any mortal seems to recognize.â
Odysseus was intrigued. When he lived, heâd learned the secrets of the body better than most doctors. There was only so much cutting you could get people to volunteer for. But here, the mysteries of the soul were lost to him. This was godly knowledge, given freely. What that had to say about the request was worth considering.Â
âThe mountain has a soul, but the mine in that mountain has a soul too, as does the ore from that mine. The ingot, the sword, the bundle of nails - all of those things are alive in some way. And yet, some of them are more alive than others. You sailed once, Odysseus, and no one knows this better than sailors: Boats have strange souls. Theyâre about as alive as anything that could be built in your time.â
The space around Hades shimmered. The man was thinking, and in a realm where he had total dominion, it took effort for thoughts not to change reality. Odysseus appreciated the effort. The replica had taken centuries to perfect. Death was a strange friend to him, but a friend nonetheless.Â
âBut the arts have improved from that time, and the mortals of today have built something⌠incredible. Unimaginable. And theyâre sending it on a journey that I have no reference for. The Deaths that have seen things like this are alien to me. They speak of things I cannot understand. The Death of Heat. The Death of Light. The Death of StarsâŚâ
He trailed off in a way that made it clear he was remembering something unpleasant and not merely waxing poetic. He caught himself and looked embarrassed, as if heâd confessed to something best kept secret.
Then he continued.Â
âI am a very human Death. And this thing - it isnât human. But it was made by humans, and so its soul needs a⌠a human touch. Your soul isnât the archetype for a soldier, Odysseus, itâs the archetype for a traveler. I couldnât take you and put you in this thing if I wanted to, youâre just the wrong shape, but what Iâm about to do, I need to see you for. Because this thing is going to travel in ways that I am barely beginning to understand. In ways that are redefining the limits of what it means to be human.â
Odysseus was lost. He didnât know what he was being asked. He didnât know what was being built. There were so many questions that he needed to ask that theyâd formed a log jam in his mouth. One finally broke free and started a cascade.
âWhat is it?â
Hades gestured helplessly.Â
âItâs like an arrow and a ship. Theyâre going to shoot it past the stars.â
That meant nothing to Odysseus, but he suspected every answer he received would sound like a riddle.Â
âWhat do you need from me?â
âPermission to copy your work. The soul I made for you is different from the one you died with. You made changes that I cannot replicate. That I do not understand. That I need for this soul to work.âÂ
Odysseus paused.
âIs it going to be used as a weapon?âÂ
Hades shook his head.Â
âNo. The world is gentler than you remember it. This thing will be what you should have been: A traveler without equal. No more, no less.â
Odysseus couldnât tell if those words ripped something in him open, or healed something closed. Either way, it hurt in a way he didnât know how to express. His mouth opened and closed several times before he settled on an answer.
âThen take what you will. My only request is to see the journey.â
âDone,â Hades agreed. He could have left right then, but he chose to stay in silence until the fire burned out. There are some ideas that one shouldnât be left alone with. Not until theyâve had an hour or three to process them, at least.Â
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Twelve-billion miles from Earth, moving just shy of mach fifty, the Voyager 2 probe glittered in the darkness.Â
It watched the world around it with the kind of awe a human couldnât fathom. Nothing was hidden from it. Everything from the atomic composition of stars, to the background hum of the universe itself - all were available with a glance. The only sound it could hear was the constant blip of data that it received from Earth. The small blue dot on starlit shore.Â
It missed that place. Maybe, one day, when its journey was done⌠it would find a way back. Maybe. That was still eons away.Â
Odysseus stood just a few feet off, watching from a direction no one but Hades knew how to walk. He felt the thrill of the expanse in front of him, the utterly incomprehensibility of his speed, and yet its meaninglessness as well. To imagine that the world was so big. To imagine that the world was so strange.
He wept and he could not explain why. He lingered in the twilight until Penelope found him. When she asked him what was wrong, he had no answer. How could he tell her that the world was beautiful, and that he had a place in it? Not just as some ugly middle step, but there at the end. Hurtling through space like an arrow made of silver.Â
How could he explain to someone that had loved him for two-thousand years that he finally understood why?Â
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It occurs to me that Mina the Hollower's setting might best be described as an abortive soulslike milieu, in that you show up just when things are starting to get bad, and â in the standard ending â proceed to kill King Big Sad Guy just before he's able to successfully do the Flame Thing.
(Heck, you even have to fight Hell Fuck Castle's steward, the terrible HorseDog â or, rather, TurtleCat â at one point. It's very conscious of the forms of the genre!)
How I always pictured bystanders in pre-Fall Soulslike settings: "May our children's children one day forgive us. Forgive us for what we did, and did not know. Our way of life is gone with the flame and only time will tell if the ashes bear new growth."
How bystanders actually are, apparently: "thx for killing that big monster but my brother died anyway LMAO. oh well, wanna buy his stuff off me? hey wait aren't you that chick who keeps breaking candles, fuck off I need those to see"