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she's such a fucking icon for this tbh

fairies have a pure and selfless goal: to give every person that crosses their path the biggest, puffiest tits imaginable

how it feels to be a girl on a daily basis

ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

hey. can we DM? do you want a voice message? do you want to see a picture of my face? do you wanna call? do you wanna get off on call with me? do you wanna consider us friends? do you wanna share secrets? do you wanna hint vaguely at where we both live to gauge how far we are from each other? do you wanna meet? do you wanna hang out? do you wanna fuck? do you wanna hold hands and kiss? does this make me creepy? is this too far? do you wanna kill me. i'm really sorry

Hey y'all since this is getting some notes again I thought I would update. I posted this last year near my bday when I just moved to a new city and didn't have many friends and was pretty lonely. This year for my bday I threw a big party and invited several of my mutuals who I have hooked up with and one who might be my gf soon. Never kill yourself 💜

don't forget that there are some women out there who have vaginas. it's called bottom surgery and it's magic

oh? ur 3 years on e? how many ppl have u slayed w the demon blade? oh yeah? mmhmm yeah i see *leans over n half-whispers 2 my friend whos parents paid 4 her demon blade right when she came out* trenderrrrrrr...

2 beers in and i start to get nuanced

Ok goodnight chat. Don't forget about lesbian scenarios involving a woman with an average sized penis and a woman with a neopussy