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the desire to be a hot alt girl is so fundamentally human I'm surprised there isn't at least one epic poem about it

I'm helping friends flip a house and we could use help to do that!!

Hey please help, this is an opportunity to have a place to stay

Hey I Really need help today

Oh yeah I'm definitely begging for people's help today after nearly getting assaulted last night on two separate occasions and almost getting rammed by a bus who stopped for the man right next to me and drove off when I tried to get on like I want to fucking evaporate right now I am so upset because there's no fucking reason for people to be this cruel to be publicly

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

"the lesbians were evil and mean to me just because my partner is a trans man, I hate those mean dykes, always trying to exclude men. ugh, this is why I'm pan" — a thing I just saw while trying to find cute videos of late in life trans lesbians

Lesbians, let's get meaner #meanerlesbiansaturday

i just don't think that jobs are real. is there any actual evidence of them existing? we all know that the postings on linkedin are hoaxes

shit my physics teacher would have a grainy printed copy of haphazardly taped to his classroom wall

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription