You shoulda brought more gun, son

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

im your lame ass mutual and you love me