i dont exist

me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.

I relate to this on a spiritual level

RIGHT??? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN??????

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

vibe check! *geiger counter starts going wild*

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

indigenous religions need to be acknowledged and treated with respect and so do indigenous sacred lands.

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

criminalise golf