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you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

#started sewing again #get to know me #anm

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eileennatural

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

melissa-benoists

#August 11 #mamma mia #anm

exhuastedpigeon

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

#yeah #this is how i became a published author #bless you my friends who supported my OCs #anm

samsincerely

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

fassyanon

favorite? yeah, not enough info.

what's the circumstance? am i alone, with family or close friends, in a small group or large group? am i eating out or providing food for people?

what time of year?

is it a holiday? celebration? or just 'cause?

how is it to be prepared/paired? grilled cheese? cracker, what kind of cracker, is there anything else, such as a jelly/jam/spread? go on a potato, what's the form - is it a baked potato, twice baked, au gratin, mashed, etc? bread - alone or with a jelly/jam/spread? fruit, what kind - apple, pear, etc?

also, how old am i: when i was a child? young adult? now?

not nearly enough info.

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loveipromiseimnotinsane

I am a really really big fan of this whole filming and putting pro-shots of musicals in theater

#100% real #love them #anm

writing-prompt-s

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

endreams-s

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

honeypressed

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

moonreflectioninthefragglepond

A++ addition

tetsuskitten

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms

I LOVE THIS

vmohlere

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

laziestofthedreamers

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

pamgkrthwrites

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

ladyhavilliard

…perfect

outerspacekake

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

yourpotatotwiceremooved

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

#collaborative storytelling #tumblr things #writer/serial killer #writing prompts #murder comedy #anm

oneheadtoanother

#2026 and still here #tumblr #anm

filmesbrazil

#professor tom #tom hiddleston #pompeii #anm

i-am-a-fish

I love it so much when people tag reblogs with character names, either because the post reminded them of a character, or the post is something that they think the character would say. I really love it when people get super into characters they like, it's wholesome and fun and awesome

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kingcatnine

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

elizabethsinclair

phone addiction is absurd bc it’s like ah yes perhaps one more visit to the rectangle of no enrichment or fulfillment will finally enrich and fulfill me

dreg-heap

We used to make posts about loki on here

ferretteeth

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

daisy-mooon

#tumblr #this used to be a real country #anm

grahamsbunny

garrett watching hannah sing: a face journey

#off campus #garrett graham #hannah wells #his expressions say it all #anm

garrett-hannah

Garrett "green flag" Graham 💚💚💚💚💚

#off campus #garrett graham #anm

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tofutomato

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

diakrino-xx-deactivated20250331

my emotional support internet strangers

nuggsmum

You have no idea the kind of community a bunch of strangers around the world that happen to enjoy the same flavor of erotica can be until you experience the wonder of it yourself 🖤

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