it's gonna be May

reverse house flipping. I’m making the inside of this boring house bizarre, outdated and creepy.

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

“My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without being one. More opportunities will present themselves. You will find hope again.” - Unknown

casual reminder that you don’t need to try and sink all other ships in order to keep yours floating. this is not fucking battleship.

"You only have so much emotional energy. Don't fight battles that don't matter."- Unknown

Just think of all the noobs who watched the first two episodes on Disney+, were completely wowed and swept up in the story and the visuals, and went back to watch Rose...and got completely taken out by a CGI plastic bin eating Mickey

your friend small af and weirdddd