me.

Wow everyone here is so hot I hope I get passed around like a (remembers weed is illegal in my state) juice box

‘NOT TONIGHT’ IS ALL THE CONFIRMATION I NEED HAPPY PRIDEMONTH

brennan slamming us with bat child's existential crisis about being a vampire in the middle of a silly owl bit is devastating, actually

I really hope Banksy watches D20.

i really appreciate siobhan committing to madelaine's "i'm just a girl and i DON'T KNOW him" routine even when the dice failed her

HJ hitting on LaVonte throughout the entirety of the latest episode is fuelling my pride month

zac oyama having a good idea but having to deliver it through zaeth is so fucking funny

He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s stupid, he’s obsessed with justice, he thinks he’s a superhero, he has a dumb fucking superhero name, his cape is shaped like the moon, he’s bald, he’s a bouncer, he’s 7’5, he’s fucking busted as hell, his sidekick is cooler than him, he’s probably old as balls, he wears a fedora, his name is dumb, his superhero name is dumber. He’s washed, chopped, and cooked, and he will NEVER serve, NOR will he eat. Brian Murphy you’ve done it again

brennan immedatly making it so clear that logging in "even when it's free" for parking is an INHERENT evil is so important to me actualy

you know the cast of characters is batshit when ally and lou are effectively the straight men but those straight men are coked our business guys and like. the WORST business guys you’ve ever met. and they’re keeping everyone on track.

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.