no theme, just vibes~

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

i like that this blew up and 90% of the notes dont know it was a shane and ilya post

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

‎ ‎

?

do you want something?

‎ ‎

okay

nobody will ever believe you

WHAT.

‎ ‎

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone