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Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

someone worded Kevin learning french as his only gift of independence/freedom while in the Nest and now im crying, but not how you’d expect, im crying as an avid french hater. like oh my god imagine life being SO bad that having to figure out when you can or cant say the E at the end of a word is your one silver lining 😭 kevin day im so fucking sorry

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

If onion and garlic were girls, I would let them frot inside my mouth.

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

the bi in bisexual isnt about genders its about 1. the sex im going to have with your mom and 2. the sex im going to have with your dad

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

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