no theme, just vibes~

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

“If voting did anything they would outlaw it.” Is such an insane take to me, because literally all of human politics for recorded history has centered around Outlawing the Vote.

I do sincerely believe Olivia Rodrigo will have a messy lesbian situationship before her 20s are through and we will likely never hear of it but I wish her well.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

They should invent a grad school application where they just look directly into my brain and see how passionate and good at research I am and admit me with full funding to any program I want.

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit