no theme, just vibes~

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

If this post gets 6066 notes I will officially declare Canada "The Republic of Homosexuality"

Which is something I have the power to do

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

Yes, come on in!

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

world heritage post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

i wish there was a way to like tags or leave comments just on reblogs but since u can't just know if u've ever rb'd one of my posts w something nice im giving u a kiss on the cheek