no theme, just vibes~

brought a kiss to the knife fight

I'm behind on every assignment in the entire world

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

Hold on I need to Google something

Oh my god

Sonic Adventure 2!?

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

you have a headache because you have powers

i wish i could scrape agarose gel forever and get paid for it

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet