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food that looks like it’s from a video game

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you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
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Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.
who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss
sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.
Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?
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Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!
Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life
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As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈
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People don’t even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rz…
watched maleficient last night. has anyone explored the economic and material ramifications of getting rid of all your spinning wheels in one blow. you’re back to drop spinning now, and it takes roughly 6-10 hours of spinning for the yarn to allow a single hour weaving. everyone ought to be spinning, kids included. the housekeepers should be spinning. people waiting for their wares to sell should be spinning. guards on duty should be spinning. i must believe the only reason we don’t see all this spinning on screen is bc the camera loves watching the king’s descent into madness, which i agree with. that man is spinning something, but it ain’t fiber.
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
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On the one hand I kind of want 9pm pancakes but on the other hand the kitchen is so cold...
Nothing will warm the kitchen up quite like running the stove to make 9pm pancakes
Yeah but then I'll eat too many (it's hard to proportion one person's worth of snack pancakes) and feel all dense and weird inside for the rest of the night.
Pancake refrigerate surprisingly well. You can cook too many and eat only enough.
I'm just air frying some sausages instead. This means I can leave the kitchen while they cook and I don't have to go for a walk in the dark and wet to pick a lemon from the orchard.
Why would you need a lemon to make pancakes?
Gotta put something on the pancakes. I'm not gonna eat a plain dry pancake.
...but lemon?
Yeah lemon juice and sugar
i see you are experiencing the incomprehensible bluescreen some people have when informed of the Literal Best Pancake Topping Ever (my latvian friend had literally never heard of this before coming to ireland and for like 2 days around pancake tuesday was like "y'all are so fucking weird what even is this combo" about it being the default and beloved configuration here)
It's such a good combo that Americans make a whole drink out of it and people don't understand it on pancakes? It's like, THE classic pancake topping second only to maple syrup (which is way too sweet for me).
I’ve never heard of this, but it sounds incredible. Do you mix the sugar in with the lemon juice before pouring it on? Is it a lemon juice and powdered sugar on top situation? If you’re mixing the sugar and lemon juice before pouring on, is it enough sugar to make it thick like syrup, or is the texture closer to lemonade (American style like you referenced rather than the soda)?
I squeeze a wedge of lemon over the pancake like you do with chips and then sprinkle on a bit of sugar to take the edge off the sourness of the lemon. You can butter them first or not depending on moisture preference and how much you want the lemon to soak in.
Is this the time to share that I grate cheddar cheese into my pancake mix?
It is never the time to share such horrifying truths
Wait. Back up. What do you mean, "like you do with chips"?!
It's what the lemon is for. You squeeze if over the fish and chips. Or if you're like me and don't like fish, just the chips.
#yank alert#they probs thought you meant Crisps
Confusingly, we also call those chips
also the sugar is commonly icing sugar so it sprinkles properly but I suspect Derin’s using table sugar.
Do I seem like the sort of person whose life is together enough to own more than one type of sugar
am i completely misinterpreting what is meant by icing sugar, or is the implication powdered sugar is easier to sprinkle then granulated sugar???
Icing sugar can be dusted very evenly on stuff with a seive or something whereas table sugar cannot, but for pancakes it's really a matter of personal taste. I like the big crystals.
Not sure about elsewhere, but in Oz 'icing sugar' ('powdered sugar' in American terms) has the consistency of flour and is used for icing (hence the name), 'caster sugar' (which appears to be the equivalent of American 'granulated sugar') is about the grain size of table salt (like you get in a shaker. Apparently a 'caster' is an old term for a shaker), and plain sugar is the coarse kind, with about the consistency of sand (not sure of the American equivalent).
The differences in terms were an interesting adjustment to make when I first got into baking.
This is fascinating to me (Australian) because I always assumed that granulated sugar was the big crystal kind (aka plain sugar). This is like when I figured out that the reason the recipes I were using for homemade tomato sauce were coming out weird is because I wasn't screening out American recipes and they call the thing I was trying to make ketchup so their 'tomato sauce' recipes I was trying were for like. Pasta sauce.
From a yank who bakes a bunch: you're actually correct - American granulated sugar is the big crystal kind. I have to buy caster sugar special (or grind my regular sugar smaller) when I make UK style recipes that need finely-ground-but-not-powdered-sugar. Powdered sugar and icing sugar are the same thing.
Small edit: lots of fancy brunch places put powdered sugar on pancakes, but i think a lot of Americans don't do it at home because it's messy.

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every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.
every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.
it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.
Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.
Isn’t this sheep in real life?
Children in real life also.
It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.
I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.
The humble Oxford comma
IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.
#you can understand op by using your brain
i love monks in dnd because the guy on the battlefield armed with only his fists doesn't seem very threatening until he starts sprinting toward you at 69 miles per hour
Do you think G'raha had an adjustment period of "initial reaction vs. experience"

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you've really gotta hold down your job if you have one right now because it seems like every job opening is either orbital coal mining or selling deliriants to the elderly