mmm eat the beans

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

my mother when I was born

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

ned leeds telling his teacher that he was watching porn on the school computers instead of revealing that he was helping peter parker aka spiderman is the most ride or die shit and isn’t talked about nearly enough. ned’s loyalty to peter is unwavering and such friend goals. in this essay i will

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

including when they’re in their teens

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

He looks like he gives great hugs

tell me a pretty thing.

In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So there’s this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when you’re closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.

oh wow that's gorgeous.

the phrase “come back with a warrant” being such a shortcut for a show trying to make you not be on a character’s side is… terrifying. ykwim

same with how “i want a lawyer” is used to indicate someones guilt, and how people in cop shows only say that when they know theyve been caught.

Cop shows are propaganda, and you should remain aware of that when you are watching.

Don’t talk to the cops - advice from a lawyer and a cop.

anon are you talking about gerard way??????

chaotic dumbass

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

yeah actually i do mind

this is just what having adhd is like

And there's the really important 4th day: The day of The Appointment. No one knows how far away it is, but it exists. Looming in the background, waiting to strike.

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die