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"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.
She called it.
Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}
good
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I don't play games/results
Soma 😔

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child: why do they sell board games in bookstores
loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game
child: oh
child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores
loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.
loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.
child: whats Mousetrap
moral: kids these days don't know about Mousetrap
Stay engaged.
I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days
the hole isnt even that bad
all gambling advertising should be illegal
same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.
Getting #BlackRock to change/exit the real estate market in NYC is a massive win for New Yorkers and #ZohranMamdani.

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Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.
My favorite part is the sink.
Abolish the vestiges of slavery. Abolish the Electoral College.
One person, one vote.
I headcanon that Hayden Pike starts hanging out with the Centaurs at some point so he can spend more time with Shane, but also he genuinely likes the other guys on the team (except Ilya. They will forever be pretend enemies). And eventually Bood or Dysktra or one of the other vets on the team asks Hayden what Shane was like as a captain. Ilya will be super interested to know as well and the rookies will be paying attention also. Hayden doesn’t know he has the attention of the whole Centaurs roster that is present except for Shane who stepped away briefly.
Hayden will get quiet and serious, because the question brings back a lot of nostalgia for him. The good old days before most of the Montreal team revealed themselves to be truly shitty and toxic. “Shane was… Shane was a good captain. The greatest. He led by example. He inspired by just being him. He was never a vibes guy or the guy to run team bonding events, but he made sure they happened. He’ll tell you he was a bad captain because of that, but that man knows how to outsource the things he’s mediocre at and he made sure it got done. He was the best captain I’ve ever had. He was dependable and he never complained. He was the best damn player on the team and he made you believe you could reach his level too if you just worked hard with him. He could say jump and no one would ask how high. We would just jump.”
Hayden would then look up and around at all the Ottawa players listening to him. “Do you know the speech Shane gave before our first cup win? Before game 7 that year? He was sitting in his stall, doing the calming breathing exercises he does, while everyone else was all jittery because we knew it was do or die. And he just stands up suddenly and looks at all of us. Then says ‘I believe in you. I believe in us. I’ve got your back. Do you have mine?’ And he waited till we all gave a positive response back before he said, simply, ‘Let’s go get that Cup.’ There was no dying that day. There was only do like our captain said to do.”
Then Shane will walk back into the space to see everyone stare at him in awe like the first day he walked into practice as a Centaur. He’ll sigh and say, “not again. What happened?”
Unveiling of the Goddess by American artist Cassidy Austin
lets make bad art together
i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
Just wait until they break out the limbo pole.
— room 1221; acrylic painting
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