Always Fall Into The Light

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

that's...they're adults 4 years apart, who on Earth would think there's any sort of meaningful age gap

#you know those posts that are like. pulling up a small weed and discovering it's attached to a root system that wraps around the sewer line.#this is one of those.

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

this is some shit out of a final destination movie

I knew about the death ray, but the draft is new to me

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma