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My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery—always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for? ~ Virginia Woolf

#virginia woolf #just wanted this on my blog in some form

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beetlebongos

In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn

#take my money

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

#hahahahaha #wheezing

lokaror

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

ubersaur

God forbid women do anything

justpastsaturn

She had a good time, too

marajuc

Prof Jason Arday said he had "concluded that the only way to bring this chapter to an end is to step away".

I think the best way this has been described is "regrettable" (I love English English). And it really is -

Cambridge was super lame for not vetting Jason properly

Nathan Cofnas is trash for knowing full well his level of scrutiny is *specifically* reserved for "those people" as if wholly inadequate men of his demographic don't fail up everYdaY

Jason was a right fool for his fantasism (made up English). We all have dreams but the trick is to keep delulu manifesting to Tumblr. It does NOT EVER make it to the CV in the 3D. One must know when to get a grip >.<

Fools, just!

#this is the valid take #everyone has shit on their face including the media #and sadly #the guy also lied extravagantly about his physical prowess and feats for charity #he’s not a martyr just a sad messed up dude #if he’d turned around and written a book and set up a tiktok #spilling the tea on how he managed his big con #it would have been a better outcome #than this tragedy

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solmarillion

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

#you must have missed the memo #I’m told modern shipping has a primary objective of screaming at producers and writers on social media #to make the ship canon #it’s for gay rights apparently

witchstone

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

#yes #and also #tv writers do this to their own material too

achillesinhighheels

Lauryn Hill & Erykah Badu for Outlander Magazine

#lauryn hill #erykah badu

bruzum

wenlokholmes

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

#I tried to watch one of these avengers movies on the plane #fell asleep 5 minutes later #thanks for the snoozefest mcu

helenvaughans

📢📢📢

#in one of my local groups this girl was spiraling begging for help #for her mountain of unpaid parking tickets she didn’t know she had #because she never changed her dl or registration address and the city was sending the notices to her old address #then she veered on a strange tangent about her appetite and not eating because she’s on zepbound #and i’m like #girl they put the actual tickets on your car too #do you think they’re decorative #please being adult requires minimum levels of competence and yes - literacy #in many aspects of life

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lillytheaspie

#crime what crime?#free her

what-even-is-thiss

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

#i was obsessed with greek/roman mythology as a kid #inherited it from my mom and her gorgeous old books

sheherlockholmes

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

#mmmmm donuts

thatfriendlyanon

reblog this and put in the tags what kind of content you watch on youtube

#the last yt video i watched showed me how to replace the battery in my car key fob which is super difficult to open #basically the only thing i use yt for is instructional stuff like this

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hotvampireadjacent

Um

#…

mutantrenegade

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

#lol #tumblr

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