definitely probably not a vampire.

There was really no winning that one

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

listening to a song that is clearly about jesus actual christ: wow I can't believe sufjan stevens wrote this song about jon and martin from the hit 2016 podcast the magnus Archives

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

happy pride

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.

does harrowhark have good posture or terrible posture? trick question, when she is Reverend Daughter-ing she stands stick-straight and when it's just her or gideon she goes Shrimp Mode

when the dash is boring and i start going to the blogs i follow individually for posts: im on tour ^_^

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything