over at the frankenstein place.

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

fully sober in the club googling vampires

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

I love environmental storytelling

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time