Camp Half - Blood

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

Although I love AOC and I do believe she could serve looks with the best of them…this is clearly Dua Lipa lol

There’s so much to discuss about this post. Dua, the incorrect date, the link leading to something you absolutely do not expect. I love it.

i KNOW i don’t need romantic love to be fulfilled but sometimes a bitch wants kisses

im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes

tumblr was funnier when the reylos were just outright lying all the time

where are the milfs.

spending time with their kids. its the holidays.

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

another day of being sexy and perfect

omg it happened again today

wtf it happened again

omg again today

2003 will be my year

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die