I WILL NOT BE EATEN

ur not evil babe ur experiencing a human emotion

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

imagine if your twink boyfriend had a horrible little hairless pet who could talk but it called you fat all the time and tried to break you up out of sheer malice but your bf is just sooooo sweet and has just been through so much so you want to kill that hateful creature with a stick but that would make him sooo sad so you have to be nice about it. that's what samwise gamgee went thru

i hear an american say the word cunt and i immediately want to shrivel up in embarrassment. i just do not think you are good at using that word. due to your nature.

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

best job in medieval times was probably being the guy who pushes the ladders off the wall when the castle’s getting attacked

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

this bitch gets it