i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

Video summary: Tiktok by @pippabarnes - clips of a person with alopecia applying colourful makeup and other decorations to a bald spot as part of very dramatic looks, narrating now her relationship to her bald spots has developed over time

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics