no cops at pride just spider-man

I see that it's once again "Tumblr gets overly-vigilant about tagging posts as Mature" season.

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

for sale: makorra bottles, never popped

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

lets All lock in starting Right Now

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

the public library is for lovers

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

i deadass thought she meant a twitch chat

ME TOO i thought she was joking

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again sign language needs to become part of the mandatory school curriculum