WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!?!

neurotypicals are so funny sometimes. “well, just don’t forget it next time.” holy shit. you’ve done it. you’ve fixed me. who knew memory problems could be solved so simply? i am no longer autistic, i am ready to join you at the social function. by god.

absolutely stellar news for everyone who mentioned adhd in the tags, as that is also what this post is about! why didn’t i mention adhd in the actual post? well that’s a very funny story,

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

or the concept of relationship decay

Sometimes I think the reason they scrapped the original hotel Transylvania dracula design was because they knew that if we got that on the big screen you guys wouldn’t be able to handle yourselves.

I am at my heart a hypocrite because I'll talk long and hard about the importance of platonic relationships in fiction and how they're just as important and powerful as romantic ones and then the instant two characters show undying loyalty for each other I'm like"👀👀👀👀 what if they kissed?"

People are always like, “Don’t forget to drink water!” or “Don’t forget to unclench your jaw!” or “Are you Doomscrolling?” But you rarely see reminders to articulate and enforce your boundaries and also maybe a reminder to not feel badly for choosing to do so.

This site is such a preschool simulator you’ll meet someone and be like ‘wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we’re making friendship bracelets’ and then you’ll meet someone else and be like ‘hm i’ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.’