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i love when people go "this looks like a 10k post to me" because it never works half the time and i just see them try so fruitlessly in my notes

hey

hey tumblr user ctntduo

my good friend

just lemme try something here

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YOU GUYS FORGOT THE POW.

crying and sobbing.

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KUNG POW POW?

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if you have cool weapons n u feel like showing off just know my dms are open btw. if u even care

#Please show me your weapons too

as an introvert it takes me a lot to tell someone to kill themselves

As an introvert I can confirm

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

certified soup post

this photo set gets me every single time. The absolute chaotic narrative of if all. The feral expression of sheer blissful abandon. How much did they already EAT to get so much gooey crumb mess on their face. What even is the PHYSIQUE of this cat?? Spindly slenderman of a creature must, can, and WILL have pink frosting at all costs

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.

KILL ANIME

NO DON’T DO IT, SHE’S TOO CUTE!!

“Kay this is the problem. You can’t just not kill somebody because they’re too cute.”

“I have a soft spot for cute anime girls, Clank even thinks its weird”

“Kay you are never going to get far if you are blinded by these cute moe girls!”

“I keep telling myself that but it doesn’t make the problem go away, I will never truly be evil if I can’t kill an innocent anime girl”

“Yes that is correct Kay, I myself could easily pull that trigger.”

“I could kill a real human girl without even blinking, its just the Japanese animated ones I have a problem with”

“What is so different about the Japanese Animated girls than the real ones?”

“I don’t know, they’re cuter I guess. I’m a sucker for cute things, ok!”

“Oh come on. If I gave into cute things, I would of been dead a long time ago.”

“That’s true. Its not all cute things though. The main things I have a soft heart towards are kittens, you and Clank, and those anime girls of course”

“What are you trying to say? Kittens, Clank and me are not Cute?!”

“No you moron, what I’m trying to say is I would never harm you, Clank or kittens because they are all cute! If I was a real heartless bastard I would kill everything in site regardless if its cute or not!”

what the fuck are you people doing

oh my fucking god is this a ratchet and clank roleplay

Sometimes you're a mothman, sometimes you're a mothwoman, and sometimes you're just a mothmenace.

Hmm i was imaging a plus 1 minus 2 economy

Yeah. That makes sense.

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today