Vexrat has mcyt brainrot

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself

#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'

I hate migraine

i think you can only call a fictional character's actions Stupid when youre in a specific sort of analytical context and a lot of the people getting mad over this sort of thing arent doing that

this is a Story. they are a Mechanism. that is a bundle of Tropes you are getting apoplectic over

Striptease 10 hour remix

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually