Hootin n Hollerin

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

Smoking weed with your parents is such yank nonsense. That being said I have smoked crack with my dad a few times

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like