HatWithGlasses

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

victims of the chupacabra:

Stop comparing me to that loser Jonathan Sims

The "problem" here being that despite being inadvisable, is that he's so well trained that he turns around and makes them advisable. Look at all those smote pumpkins.

house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

House is a girl you have to take care of her

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

@bunabi this feels relevant