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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

Laika how did you make this that fast

Who do you think gave you the dream

Become the smartest man in the multiverse (and a dogshit alcoholic) or become a weird green nerd

and she picked just the right song

whhat the f

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

This kid is KILLING it!

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

dems were like “$2000 checks, immediately” then they were like “okay so not IMMEDIATELY immediately. first we’re gonna put on a big show to impeach trump even though he’s not even in office any more. also those checks are gonna be $1400 now. also we failed to convict trump. also we forgot about the checks. you good though, right? anyway we’re going on vacation now. please keep voting for us :)”

also remember when we said we were gonna help you out with your student loans? yeah we’re not doing that either

hey i know we said we were gonna fight for a $15 minimum wage but see what had happened was is that we decided that we are going to not do that. but what we DID decide to do was give huge subsidies to private health insurance companies that are already making record profits. can’t afford medicare for all or paid sick leave though, sorry :( y’all be easy!

This is the stupidest, most bad faith post ever. Dems promised raising the payment to 2000 with 1400 additional payment from the get go. And everyone that is pretending like the stimulus Payments were the only thing in the package that helped Americans is either privileged or ignorant. The bill extended unemployment payments and pushed money to low income families. But simping for Republicans to dunk on Dems is way more exciting for you, isn’t it?

The reliable Dem vooter, everybody.

Well the endless need for free shit kicked off a nice inflation flare up so profanity for the best they didn’t fork for that extra 600

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE

The erasure of women continues