The Musings of a Museless Writer

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Rio: [sneaks into the house wearing a big coat] Agatha: What’s with the big coat? Teen: [muffled bark] Rio: Daggers.

controversial opinion but i should get what i want sometimes

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

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i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for